I did actually lose a very valuable distinctive blue charm so if the blue charm is valuable it's probably mine. If you can just sell it and send me the money please, 'cos I was going to sell it anyway. I'll let you keep 10% for finding it for me. Ta.
edit: Oh, and the keys are to my old house so I don't want them any more, but I did forget to move all my stuff out of there so if you can just go round and leave all the junk but just get my telly, video, any playstations I may have left, jewellery etc. and sell it all on in a house clearance and send me the money for that aswell 'cos I was going to sell it all anyway. And you can have 10% of that aswell. Oh and my old car which may or may not be parked outside I don't want that either, it was crap so i was going to sell it, so if you can sell that aswell for me, the logbook should be somewhere around the house. If you can send me all the money as soon as possible that'd be great. Cheers.
BTW I can't actually remember where my old house is but it's somewhere on mayfair, the keys are a bit stiff so if they don't work first time just kick the door in. The alarm code is 3187 but it's faulty - it goes off anyway whether you type it in right or not so don't worry about it going off.
Oh, another thing - i did have some pesky squatters with posh voices move in when I moved out, just make sure they're not around when you get my stuff. cheers.
