Knuckles,Chav and Bnp

[oxbob]

Knuckles"don't worry mate we got a bag of plaster in the van to sort out the damage" Chav"hang on a mo pete i,m texting me mate" and Bnp"you know we don't even get offered a cuppa in paki houses" were putting a new CH system in my house last week. Not content with supplying these herberts with a new van every 2 yrs the council has kitted them out with carbon fibre toolboxes and step ladders. No wonder my council tax is so high!

 

[XmisterIS]

Before contracting for any future work, may I suggest a flying (or, indeed, not so flying) visit here: http://www.checkatrade.com/Default.aspx

 

[ComedyPilot]

Knuckles"don't worry mate we got a bag of plaster in the van to sort out the damage" Chav"hang on a mo pete i,m texting me mate" and Bnp"you know we don't even get offered a cuppa in paki houses" were putting a new CH system in my house last week. Not content with supplying these herberts with a new van every 2 yrs the council has kitted them out with carbon fibre toolboxes and step ladders. No wonder my council tax is so high!

Any chance of an explanation in English?

 

[XmisterIS]

Any chance of an explanation in English?

Seems like the guv got himself proper shafted by a trio of kackers taking a bit more than just a bubble! Do me a lemon.

 

[Landslide]

...carbon fibre toolboxes...

*Wants*

 

[Chrisz]

*Wants*

Ditto

 

[Mr Pig]

*Wants*

But can you trust them not to fail unexpectedly dropping your tools on the road?

 

[Joe24]

*Wants*

I could probably have one of those made up
I'm having a little something made up for next year in carbon fibre. Should look very nice
Just need to kick my brother into gear.

I've thought about having a carbon fibre mouse mat made up aswell, that might be abit too poncy i think.