Labrador gas

[pauldavid]

I have an aging labrador which has started to suffer with increasing levels of flatulence.

Our living room now appears to have been turned into a nicely furnished gas chamber, the linings of my nostrils feel burnt and I can't stop my eyes from watering yet he lays there snoring like there is nothing wrong.

Does anyone know of a cure for this terrible canine ailment, cause if not he's going on the barbecue at weekend

 

[Saluki]

Have a word with your vet, he might be able to suggest some food or other that might calm down the wind.

 

[welsh dragon]

Buy a gas mask.

 

[Ganymede]

I knew someone whose Alsatian had this problem. They just used to light a lot of matches behind him. I wonder if a lit candle would do the trick?

Obv Saluki is also right about the vet who may provide a more holistic solution!

 

[pauldavid]

Lighting a match behind him isn't going to happen, it's likely to cause an explosion that takes half the street down!

The dirty git has just done it again

 

[sittingbull]

 

[welsh dragon]

Lighting a match behind him isn't going to happen, it's likely to cause an explosion that takes half the street down!

The dirty git has just done it again

Lol. Don't be nasty. Saluki is probably right. Go see your vet. Be nice to your dog. It's not his fault

 

[slowmotion]

Kibble rather than tinned food tends to reduce the problem but, if that is the cause, your hound may not appreciate attempts to change his/her diet. Do they do charcoal biscuits for dogs? The are supposed to soak up noxious gaseous emissions.

 

[pauldavid]

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This would only turn him into a walking gun!

 

[slowmotion]

This would only turn him into a walking gun!

Not so much a gun, more an unstable time-bomb.

 

[Crackle]

Not so much a gun, more an unstable time-bomb.

Yeah, some nand gates and a flip flop or two should sort the timing out.

 

[slowmotion]

Yeah, some nand gates and a flip flop or two should sort the timing out.

I'm not sure that the use of a soldering iron in such a hazardous environment would be such a good idea.

 

[edindave]

I read the thread title and wondered if it was about an alternative to shale fracking. Op could have found a new sustainable energy source.

 

[Piemaster]

Mrs.Pm has an aging husband which has started to suffer with increasing levels of flatulence.

Her living room now appears to have been turned into a nicely furnished gas chamber, the linings of her nostrils feel burnt and she can't stop her eyes from watering yet he lays there snoring like there is nothing wrong.

Does anyone know of a cure for this terrible marital ailment, cause if not he's going on the barbecue at weekend, and the kids are willing to help

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'll see your Labrador emissions and raise it to ... Whippet whiffs ....