leaving the toilet seat up

[wafflycat]

Get one of those stainless steel toilets without a seat, like they have in prisons. Even easier, go to prison! Problem solved.

Seems entirely reasonable.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Afterwards

So, let's get this straight, you went into the toilet with him after what?

 

[mr_cellophane]

Due to the toilet "aerosol" effect you should always put the lid down before flushing. This is why your toothbrush should be kept at least 8 ft away from the toilet.

 

[Baggy]

So, let's get this straight, you went into the toilet with him after what?

After a Residents' Meeting.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

*Exit Gerry blushing profusely with hands over ears*

 

[Noodley]

I always sit down - why stand when there's a perfectly good seat?

I am a true man!!

 

[yenrod]

:?:

After a Residents' Meeting.

Does Chuff know about this Miss Baggs; did he lick your ice-cream

Have we the 1st comital of adultry on the forum !

 

[Baggy]

It was in 1991
It wasn't my house...

 

[Baggy]

I always sit down - why stand when there's a perfectly good seat?

I am a true man!!

I know of a few men who do this...maybe Mick Nolan is one of them!

 

[Baggy]

*Exit Gerry blushing profusely with hands over ears*

Shouldn't you be holding your nose instead?

 

[Abitrary]

Have we, BTW, not yet established why it's ok for:

-men to handle toilet seats
-but not women

The next thing we'll hear is 'ooh, this baby might me painful, shall we ring up BUPA and get it implanted into your bum just for the sake of it??'

 

[Baggy]

Have we, BTW, not yet established why it's ok for:

-men to handle toilet seats
-but not women

But women don't have to handle it, you can just tap it and it will fall into position.
And men like Mike Nolan and Noodley don't have to handle them either.

The next thing we'll hear is 'ooh, this baby might me painful, shall we ring up BUPA and get it implanted into your bum just for the sake of it??'

By "this baby" do you mean an actual baby, or are you talking about some hideous Mamba-style sex toy?

 

[Alan Frame]

Due to the toilet "aerosol" effect you should always put the lid down before flushing.

I always place my aerosol on the toilet. Should I be worried ?

 

[yenrod]

But women don't have to handle it, you can just tap it and it will fall into position.
And men like Mike Nolan and Noodley don't have to handle them either.


By "this baby" do you mean an actual baby, or are you talking about some hideous Mamba-style sex toy?

 

[Melvil]

I hate toilets on trains. You go in, the seat's always down and there's piss all over the seat (if you're lucky!) and you have to lift the thing just to have a wee!