Looking for comedy/novelty bar tape?

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beany_bot

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Hi, I have a charity ride coming up I'm doing with a group of like minded individuals and I would like to get some comedy bar tape (is it exists?). Basically the more extreme the better. Politically incorrect, pornographic, I don't care. My dark humor level has not filter or limits. The more socially unacceptable the better please.
 

vickster

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Cinelli do patterned tape, don't know if qualifies as comedy

http://www.ribblecycles.co.uk/cinel...BP&gclid=CN-Hmf3Kg9UCFSIG0wodYF0Etw#pid=35372
 
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beany_bot

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Hmm, not really what I'm after. I'm not sure I'll even get what I'm after. What about kids stuff? Anyone do Disney etc bar tape? That would be a bit comedy for a 35yo man's bike
 
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beany_bot

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You don't say how long it is before this event but, if you do it today and use the bike between now and then, putting some white tape on should do the trick.
Event is in September. I would just apply the new stuff the night before. But struggling to find anything "humorous"
 
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beany_bot

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I am sure your local Anne Summers has something you might be able to adapt for the purpose.
I thought about something like that. But it's a 100mile ride. So don't want something thats going to be awful to hold.
I do think I am out of luck though. Seems that bar tape only comes in "normal" designs.
 

Drago

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Here you go...

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Dress up as The Donald and have Hail to The Chief playing on a loop. I would.
 
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beany_bot

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No market for novelty bar tape? Well I am shocked.

I shall have to calm down with a nice cold beer from my cock-shaped fridge that doesn't exist.
Well I didn't think it was out of the realms of possibility that such a thing existed. Seeings as how bar tape is so readily changeable and "disposable". I guess just not enough cyclists willing to take the mick out of themselves. (points to lycra) :smile:
 

wonderloaf

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