Yep, it's that time of year again. Time to drag the car through its M.O.T. 0800hrs tomorrow I'll be down The Arches so 'honest' Phil Mitchell can put the Smart car through its paces. So it's time for our annual friendly wager - will I leave the arches happy and tripping through imaginary fields of tulips, or will I be reaching for the phonebook to get the number for Dignatas? If it's the latter, what nasty and horrible surprises will Honest Phil clobber me with, and how much will he want as a bribe to write out the ticket?