Malt whisky lovers - what is your fave Speyside?

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Profpointy

Legendary Member
I had an American guest. Ex-colleague from the happy times in Scandi. He browsed my whisky shelf, selected a decent 18 year old, and asked for some coke. Hospitality insisted I oblige. But, really.

A colleague of a colleague tried to order Laphroig and coke at Edinborough airport. The barman,to his great credit, refused to sell it him, and would only let him have Teacher's or whatever with coke
 

swee'pea99

Squire
I had an American guest. Ex-colleague from the happy times in Scandi. He browsed my whisky shelf, selected a decent 18 year old, and asked for some coke. Hospitality insisted I oblige. But, really.
Hospitality bedamned. Even being a septic is no excuse. You should have garrotted the barbarian.
 

jayonabike

Powered by caffeine & whisky
Location
Hertfordshire
...given him a shot of Bells.

Now that really is going to far!
 

snorri

Legendary Member
It's impossible to recommend a particular malt to anyone, appreciation of the product depends on so many variables.
I'm thinking about the people and mood of those sharing the occasion, the taste of the individual, the ambience of the location, the time of day, the lapse of time between the appearance of the bottle and delivery of the product to the glass, the delay introduced in order to appreciate the shape of the bottle, the artwork on the label, the squeak of the bottle cork as it is removed.
When all of these aspects, and others, fall in line then a good evening is assured:smile:.
 
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GrumpyGregry

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
I don't suppose a sophisticate like Grumpy would actually have Bells in the house. For that matter, why have Coke in the house?
Always seem to have mixer cans in the house, in case of visitors, and at least one such loves a rum and coke.

BNJ if you must have shop bought.

Generally I blend my own. It is quite good fun. And gets rid of malts I don't care for.
 
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GrumpyGregry

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
It's impossible to recommend a particular malt to anyone, appreciation of the product depends on so many variables.
I'm thinking about the people and mood of those sharing the occasion, the taste of the individual, the ambience of the location, the time of day, the lapse of time between the appearance of the bottle and delivery of the product to the glass, the delay introduced in order to appreciate the shape of the bottle, the artwork on the label, the squeak of the bottle cork as it is removed.
When all of these aspects, and others, fall in line then a good evening is assured:smile:.
I agree, but, at the same time, cobblers.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
I have to agree with GrumpyGregry that it is all a load of cobblers. I spent over 20 years in the whisky industry as production manager as well as running a maltings and blending bay where we did contract blending. What went on behind the bullshit you would not believe. One day soon I will write a book about it all for entertainment purposes rather than lifting any lids on some of our slightly illegal experiments. The managing director of one company described Laphroig as tasting a bit like old socks steeped in disinfectant. He actually preferred his whisky cut with milk to help his stomach ulcers.
 
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