Mayonnaise

[Supersuperleeds]

Chips should only be served with tomato sauce or gravy at a push.

 

[gavroche]

I'm considering giving up with mayonnaise because it's too difficult to buy in quantities I can use up within date.
Great, I thought, I'll make my own......until I read this recipe. Half measures contain ~1160 calories, and needs using in two days! I don't think so.

I have no idea how many calories are in home made mayonnaise but I don't care as I don't have it often and I exercise regularly by walking Molly and riding my bike.

 

[DCBassman]

McDonalds fries need BBQ sauce.

Nothing - nothing - needs BBQ sauce.
There, I've said it.
*runs away*
A lie. I couldn't run anywhere, even if my life depended on it!

 

[Reynard]

Nothing - nothing - needs BBQ sauce.
There, I've said it.
*runs away*
A lie. I couldn't run anywhere, even if my life depended on it!

No, you'll be pelting me with rotten vegetables instead...

BBQ sauce is fabby in a bacon butty!

 

[DCBassman]

BBQ sauce is fabby in a bacon butty!

No! Sacrilege!

 

[slowmotion]

No! Sacrilege!

Quite so. Only English mustard.

 

[Reynard]

Quite so. Only English mustard.

On BACON?!?!?!?!

Sausages, sure, and in a cheese & onion toastie, but bacon?

 

[slowmotion]

On BACON?!?!?!?!

Sausages, sure, and in a cheese & onion toastie, but bacon?

Pork and English mustard.... a marriage made in Heaven.

 

[Jenkins]

No, you'll be pelting me with rotten vegetables instead...

HP Fruity sauce is fabby in a bacon butty!

I've corrected the spelling for you.

 

[Reynard]

I've corrected the spelling for you.

Bleurgh!

 

[DCBassman]

Bleurgh!

On this, we are at one.

 

[iandg]

Chips should only be served with tomato sauce or gravy at a push.

Tomato ketchup is always wrong! Fish and chips need curry sauce, pie and chips brown sauce and chips on their own (or with salad) need mayonnaise

 

[slowmotion]

Tomato ketchup is always wrong! Fish and chips need curry sauce, pie and chips brown sauce and chips on their own or with salad need mayonnaise

The horror...the horror.......

 

[iandg]

The horror...the horror.......

what - the salad?

 

[DCBassman]

The horror...the horror.......

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