Memorable Farts......yours or by others.

[kynikos]

20 odd years ago, on a walking holiday in the lakes with my brother...
After three days of steak pie, chips and beans or the like, washed down with several pints of beer, I was on fine form on the day in question which had featured regular 'interruptions' much to the disdain of my sibling albeit we were out on the fells with no-one else around.
Cue stood in the supermarket queue in the Co-op, Coniston and he could see from the look on my face that another was brewing.
"Don't you dare" he said - which of course made me laugh out loud with the inevitable explosive consequence.
I walked out, still laughing uncontrollably, leaving him stood at the till with the cashier and several people in the queue behind him.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ross Kemp’s farts are so deadly, they deployed him in the SFS during the Falklands war.

 

[Dave7]

My granddaughter (now 22) has 2 older brothers. When they were little the lads liked to teach her 'naughty' words.
When she was aged about 4 she let one go, turned to me and said "oh oh.....that was a wet one".
Face of an angel and that came out of her little mouth......I just had to laugh.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

How vulgar and coarse!!

I shall have you know, that I have not passed wind since the 3rd of October 2010. About tea time. 🤣


To be fair, I could have farted for Scotland back in the day, but it was so common that I don't remember any being particularly spectacular.

It's only when I got the Stoma bag that I realised how unusual I actually was at farting so much.

 

[Paulus]

About 20 years ago, maybe more, I was on the bus with a mate of mine after an evening in pub.
One of those raspers that take you by surprise erupted. But, unfortunately two youngsters, maybe teenagers were sitting in the seat in front of me.
The look of disgust on their faces said it all as they rapidly moved seats.
I do hope they weren't tragically scared mentally for the rest of their lives. 😮

 

[briantrumpet]

I guess that a 'Memorable old farts' thread would be an entirely different discussion.

 

[DRM]

Not me, but 3rd Year High School, one lad did a blast so loud that the teacher from the classroom next door came in to see what the hell that noise was, to find one red faced teenage lad, along with the rest of the class, including our teacher convulsed with laughter, so memorable was the volume, that about 35 years later I bumped into a lad from our class, on a customers site, who asked if I remembered it, we were still finding it hilarious after all that time, personally one rather ripe & pungent SBD cleared the downstairs outdoor clothing section, of TK Maxx in Nottingham, with shoppers actually gagging, as I disappeared upstairs on the escalator.

 

[DRM]

View: https://youtu.be/-VuDQocg3BI

A fart machine used here, but damn it's funny

 

[Drago]

Has anyone here tried lighting their farts? I fondly recall discolouring the vinyl on the seat of my mates Viva HC with a pleasing blue flame.

 

[Chris S]

I let an eggy one slip out on the bus. The man sitting in front of me moved to another seat and opened a window.