Miles or Km

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rogerzilla

Legendary Member
In the Northern Territory of Australia, they measure distances in tubies or stubbies.

This is the time or distance needed for the driver to drink a can/bottle of beer and throw it out of the window.

NT has an unusually poor accident record.
 
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Venod

Eh up
Location
Yorkshire
A Kind Of Blue by Kilometer Davies, is just wrong.
 
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Porcia

Active Member
Location
Ashford Kent
Had a friend at college who answered a question on an exam paper, where it said "preferred units" he used furlongs per fortnight, I believe the answer was correct but he got markdown for being a smart ass
 

Aravis

Putrid Donut
Location
Gloucester
OK here's my suggestion. The Standard Pootle is the distance covered at pootling pace in an hour.

Roughly speaking:

1 Pootle per hour (pph) is pootling pace
1.5 pph is a medium relaxed ride without stopping (for me, at least)
2.5 pph is about club run pace
3 - 3.5 pph is pro peloton cruising pace
The hour record is a bit over 4 pph
We can replace both the imperial and metric centuries with a decapootle as it's in the right ballpark.
Audax Randonees will come in at around 15 pootles.

I'm proposing 13.09* km or 8.13* mi as the Standard Pootle.
* approx
I thought you were on the right tract with urinary pauses.

I reckon mine occur roughly every 15-20 miles. If I were to process my GPS tracks I could probably find out precisely, since any pause of over a minute is likely to involve urination. There may be occasions when I make a precautionary stop immediately before a known photo opportunity so that I can be comfortable when taking the picture. Perhaps when two stops occur sufficiently close together one should be disregarded.

Should I need to self-isolate in the coming days this is a project I will be glad to have up my sleeve. My guess would be that a 200km Audax will be about 7ps. Your frequency may vary.
 
The metre is based on a very flawed calculation of the distance from the Equator to the North Pole, whereas the mile is a totally accurate and unimpeachable measure of 1,000 paces made by a Roman legionary ^_^
I thought it was from Barcelona to Paris being 1,000 km which was wrong. Either way it is a flawed measurement.
 
I use miles. I seem to be able to guess distances in miles travelled.
I also prefer to use yards, feet, inches and fractions as opposed to millipedes although I'm using them to make a model at the moment .
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Miles because people annoy me when they abuse apostrophes and write KM's when the plural of KM should be KMs.
 
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