"Modesty"

[vickster]

Who cares if people look at your package.

As long as they don't point and giggle. ...I expect that might be a little embarrassing

 

[w00hoo_kent]

As long as they don't point and giggle. ...I expect that might be a little embarrassing

I'd always heard a sense of humour was really important :-)

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Wearing shorts over tights is more embarrassing than having a bulge.

Shites.

 

[Jody]

As long as they don't point and giggle. ...I expect that might be a little embarrassing

Not embarrassing at all. Let them giggle. I really don't give a sh*t

 

[Dogtrousers]

Baggy trahsers ... baggy trahsers

Or would that be considered Madness?

 

[Dayvo]

Just to clear up any confusion, can you confirm that what's flapping around is the shorts? Please....

... but they're a bit restrictive and flap about something rotten.

In his own words, the OP admits to having something rotten in his shorts.

 

[mythste]

In his own words, the OP admits to having something rotten in his shorts.

Dry spell. I dont scrub up too bad normally.

 

[screenman]

All I can say to anyone who worries about lycra, do not take up serious swimming. Stand upright and be proud, Hmmm! not sure that sounded right.

 

[vickster]

You don't usually walk into an office wearing budgie smugglers though I hope and the water hides things however large or small (which may change depending on the temperature of the water I should think)?

 

[Dayvo]

All I can say to anyone who worries about lycra, do not take up serious swimming. Stand upright and be proud, Hmmm! not sure that sounded right.

Rowing apparently has that effect, too!

 

[vickster]

Did you need to add the arrow just in case we couldn't see He needed somewhere to store his oar it seems

Mmmm rowers , better than those mostly skinny pro road cyclists

 

[Dayvo]

The arrow was already there.

I wouldn't want to touch it with a bargepole!

 

[Mugshot]

Mmmm rowers , better than those mostly skinny pro road cyclists

Oh come on, look at this magnificent specimen

 

[vickster]

I could make some extremely un PC comment but I won't

The GB, Australian, Kiwi ones come up to scratch...the ones who actually pull the oars, not the cox!

 

[Mugshot]

I could make some extremely un PC comment but I won't

The GB, Australian, Kiwi ones come up to scratch...the ones who actually pull the oars, not the cox!

I thought you were trying to avoid the un PC comments?