"Modesty"

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Racing roadkill

Racing roadkill

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w00hoo_kent said:
I don't know, bikes can't be black, bibs shorts can't be white or red. When will it ever end? :-)
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When someone tries to board a replacement bus, wearing white bib shorts, on a black bike. That would be like dividing by zero.
 
subaqua

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
vickster said:
Have you ever been behind someone wearing white shorts that have gone a bit thin, who wants to see ar*e hair up close and I'm sure you've seen that Polish cycling team pic :ohmy: More bananas than Fyffes!
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this also applies to ladies in leggings n yoga pants etc. even black ones that are stretched tighter than the skin of a hi hat show more than you think they are.
and yes guys i did just blow that bubble open, but it works both ways. there will be guys the ladies don't mind looking at like that ( David Gandy ? ) and those that they dont ( ME ) just as there are ladies who really really need to get a friend to check things .
 
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mythste

mythste

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Manchester
subaqua said:
this also applies to ladies in leggings n yoga pants etc. even black ones that are stretched tighter than the skin of a hi hat show more than you think they are.
and yes guys i did just blow that bubble open, but it works both ways. there will be guys the ladies don't mind looking at like that ( David Gandy ? ) and those that they dont ( ME ) just as there are ladies who really really need to get a friend to check things .
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Hehehehehehe. "blow that bubble open".
 
captain nemo1701

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
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Bristol
Why is the human male embarassed about his bits?. I think my workmates have got used to me in lycra although we used to have a lady who tried to pinch my rear once:ohmy: (mental note: Never go for that 'friday after-work pint' dressed in bibs and with the office lasses).Women rarely get embarassed about their curvy bits, so why are we worried about ours?.
 
MickeyBlueEyes

MickeyBlueEyes

Eat, Sleep, Ride, Repeat.
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Derbyshire
^ this.
Folks at my work are used to seeing me everyday in lycra, and they know on a guy so you know...
I look at it simply, I wouldn't go for a round of golf dressed as a snooker player, I wouldn't play rugby dressed ready for fencing. I'm a cyclist, I'm gonna dress for it.
 
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User6179

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Mike_P said:
Apologies for digging this thread up but I came across this article

http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/bend-in-the-road-proper-chamois-placement-is-key-39013/

The one pair of bibs I have that fail the test by having the front panel too low are none other than DHB ones. Others have a thin front that does little in the way of modesty and the best pad in that respect I have seem to be Sugoi V control.
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I sent my DHB ones back because the pad didn't cover my bum but nearly went up to my belly button at the front , I wonder if the pads are randomly stitched into the bibs .
 
Wolf616

Wolf616

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Put a banana down the front of your shorts before walking into the office and then, when somebody points and says 'mate I can see your nob', you can swiftly yank it out (the banana, steady there) and shout, 'no mate it's a banana'.Then you can proceed to peel and eat it, thus replenishing your energy levels after your commute. Everyone wins.
 
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Profpointy

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Wolf616 said:
Put a banana down the front of your shorts before walking into the office and then, when somebody points and says 'mate I can see your nob', you can swiftly yank it out (the banana, steady there) and shout, 'no mate it's a banana'.Then you can proceed to peel and eat it, thus replenishing your energy levels after your commute. Everyone wins.
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make sure it's the banana you take out and show
 
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