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It also saves on toilet cleaning materials and time.
Money Saving Hints and Tips
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It also saves on toilet cleaning materials and time.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Next time your ageing glamour model wife demands more expensive plastic surgery you could save money by only allowing her out during the hours of darkness.
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
Only if she's half pished and driving a pink Range Rover, quick line of 'Charlie' should help too.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Save money on underwear by having your Y fronts tattooed on.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Save money on water by not showering.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Save money on a tv licence by renting a flat directly opposite Rumbelows and buying a pair of opera glasses.
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- Inside my skull
Rumberlows! Only problem is, you would need to buy a time machine to visit the flat.
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- Inside my skull
Save money on time machines, by renting; then go back in time so they need to pay you rent for keeping it.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Dictators - save money on World Bank loan repayments by getting yourself deposed and running off to live in exile in a luxury apartment in Moscow.
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- Inside my skull
Save money, twist the stems off peppers, as they are sold by weight.
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- Inside my skull
Save money, whilst a bus is stopped, attach a tow rope from it to your car. Be sure to pick the right bus number.
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Drago
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- The Urban Fringe
Save money on gas by collecting your farts in a piggy bank.
