Money Saving Hints and Tips

[Tenkaykev]

Save money, twist the stems off peppers, as they are sold by weight.

I read of someone who would cut the chunky part of the stem off a head of Broccoli before weighing it 😎

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Save money, order food at one table number, then move to adjacent table once food turns up. Let the new occupants of the table pay for your food.

 

[Drago]

Save money on meals at a restaurant by finish the desert and faking a heart attack. Youll not only avoid paying the bill, but you'll get a free lift home in the ambo.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

finish the desert and faking a heart attack.

Eating a Sahara worth of sand probably would give you a heart attack

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Save money on a bed by sleeping with your neighbour’s wife.

 

[Drago]

Eating a Sahara worth of sand probably would give you a heart attack

My typing didnt improve during my absence!

 

[Drago]

Help you friends save money on loo roll by wiping your behind on their towels when you visit,

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Save money on vegetables by visiting your local allotments at night.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Save money, and ask to use other peoples mobiles when out and about.

 

[Gillstay]

Save money on heating, grow your own firewood.

 

[markemark]

Save money on expensive video games by growing up.

 

[markemark]

Save money on home security by accepting £5m from a Thia crypto billionaire for definitely no reason at all.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Save money and get rich, start a pyramid investment scheme.

 

[Drago]

Save money by accidentally failing to pay your council tax three years running. Similar variations on this wheeze exist dependent upon your living arrangements, the colour of your tie, or your ability to keep a straight face whike claiming it was merely a dreadful oversight.

 

[alicat]

I read of someone who would cut the chunky part of the stem off a head of Broccoli before weighing it 😎

I did this with some 'on the vine' tomatoes the other day!