Money Saving Hints and Tips

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't eat.

No... Wait...

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Eat cardboard. It’s very filling.

 

[tyred]

Hay is cheaper than tobacco.

 

[kynikos]

Flog your vac (and filters) on ebay, buy one of these and go down the pub with the money you've got left:

 

[tyred]

Keep old birthday and Christmas cards and Tipex out the names so you can re-use them next time.

 

[tyred]

Next door's car aerial, correctly folded, can be used as coat hanger.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Stand out in the rain instead of using the shower.
Careful where you do this so you don’t get arrested.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Keep old birthday and Christmas cards and Tipex out the names so you can re-use them next time.

I knew someone who did this with letters.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Flog your vac (and filters) on ebay, buy one of these and go down the pub with the money you've got left:

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Actually those are remarkably efficient.

 

[markemark]

Save money buying larger by just pissing into a glass instead.

 

[markemark]

Save money buying an expensive mountain bike by remembering you’re not a child anymore.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Courtesy of Viz:
Fool your neighbours into thinking you have an expensive gravel drive by filling your hubcaps with cornflakes...

 

[markemark]

Save money cooking kale by throwing it into the bin instead of cooking it then scraping it into the bin.

 

[Drago]

Don't eat.

No... Wait...

Mrs D reckons the shopping bill has come down £60 or more a week since I put myself on a strict diet.

 

[alicat]

Arrange to be born in Yorkshire so as to acquire money-saving genes for free.