Don't go to the pub with Drago.
Flog your vac (and filters) on ebay, buy one of these and go down the pub with the money you've got left:
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Hay is cheaper than tobacco.
Walkers.
Hop everywhere on one leg, and switch to the other leg when your shoes wear out. This will double to working life kf every pair of shoes you purchase.
One for cyclists:
Save money from wear and tear on your tires by riding a unicycle.
That way, you will always have a spare!
Got a better one, ride singlespeed and never change your sprockets, chain wheel or chain, even when it's missing a good third of the teeth.
Or be super smart. Boil lots of water in one batch then freeze it so you can simply reheat whenever you need.
