Money saving tips for cyclists

[threebikesmcginty]

Save money on buying an expensive bike by stealing someone else's.

 

[Jody]

Don't waste money on a carbon bike, simply drill hundreds of holes in your metal framed bike to make it weigh less.

That's so last century

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=d...p6TVAhWCLsAKHee7CKkQ_AUIBygC&biw=1372&bih=852

 

[roadrash]

don't go buying road tyres for your mountain bike simply cut all the knobbles off your existing tyres with a Stanley knife

 

[rugby bloke]

Don't waste money on new brake pads, just ride through red lights.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Don't waste money on a helmet-cam just go for a normal bike ride. As a bonus the rest of us don't have to be bombarded with your dull videos.

 

[shirokazan]

Don't waste money on expensive Audaxes.

"expensive Audaxes"?

Surely, you meant sportives, @Drago?

 

[Markymark]

Save money on cheap bikes by buying expensive bikes.

 

[TVC]

Don't spend shed loads of money buying new components to shave a few grams off the weight of your bike, just have a good poo before you go for a ride.

 

[fossyant]

Don't keep buying more bikes.

Ok an impossibility I know.

 

[Threevok]

Save money on expensive SPD shoes and cleats. Simply zip tie your feet to your existing pedals

 

[fossyant]

Save weight - drill holes in everything.

 

[Threevok]

Don't buy expensive carbon bikes to save a weight. Save money by simply ceasing to be such a fat b******

 

[Threevok]

Save money on Dr Sludge inner-tubes. Simply take normal tubes and fill them with seagull shite. They also work better

 

[gaijintendo]

Wow !!
I've done a lot of those things !
Must've saved a Fortune !!

That's spending money!

 

[Drago]

Don't waste money on a new bike from Halfords. Buy a second hand bike for a tenner, and undo every fastener so they're barely finger tight - you'll get the genuine Halfords experience for pennies.