more useless than the wasp?

[User482]

Retired footballers. Particularly the ones who infect my TV with their inane punditry.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

1p pieces
fun size bananas
Mini skips
flip flops

 

[Bollo]

The 'Quiet Coach' sign on trains.

 

[rich p]

Swimming pools,TC?

A bit harsh!

 

[theclaud]

Swimming pools,TC?

A bit harsh!

Can't stand 'em. All chlorine and horrible acoustics. You can afford to be this smug and dismissive if you live near the beach.

 

[User482]

Can't stand 'em. All chlorine and horrible acoustics. You can afford to be this smug and dismissive if you live near the beach.

As I walking past my local baths, I overheard the following (adopt Bristol accent): "ere, someone's just shat in the pool".

Needless to say, I haven't been there since.

 

[beancounter]

You can afford to be this smug and dismissive if you live near the beach.

Ah. I was wondering what the reason was.

bc

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As I walking past my local baths, I overheard the following (adopt Bristol accent): "ere, someone's just shat in the pool".

Needless to say, I haven't been there since.

One Saturday morning we overheard, in one of the family changing rooms, a mother telling her children 'ok, no shitting in the pool'

Actually I'm assuming it was her children - could be hubby!

 

[theclaud]

Ah. I was wondering what the reason was.

bc

Woooh! Get her! I thought the Cafe was the friendly bit? Have we had a drunken row that I don't remember? I apologise if so...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Debating on CC.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Happy 5000 posts theclaud!!

 

[theclaud]

Happy 5000 posts theclaud!!

Hey! I've become a Vice President! Perhaps I should get that changed to "Work-Shy Slacker"?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Perhaps I should get that changed to "Work-Shy Slacker"?

Join the club!!

 

[User482]

Hey! I've become a Vice President! Perhaps I should get that changed to "Work-Shy Slacker"?

A badge to prove it? You must be very proud.

 

[Aperitif]

Boxer's 'fight' names...

Viz:
dell "cadcam badman" zeqq
Davy "the lash" walnuts. along with lesser known examples -

Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis
Arturo "Thunder" Gatti
"Baby" Joe Mesi
Beast from the East (Nikolay Valuev)
Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins
"Big" George Foreman
Bobby "No Dice" Chacon
Darnell "The Ding-a-Ling Man" Wilson
Davarryl "Touch of Sleep" Williamson
Donovan "Razor" Ruddock
El Terrible (Erik Morales)
Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield
Everett "Bigfoot" Martin
Explosive Thin Man (Alexis Arguello)
"Ferocious" Fernando Vargas
"Gentleman" Jim Corbett
Hands of Stone (Roberto Duran)
Hector "Macho" Camacho
Homicide Hank (Henry Armstrong)
Iran "The Blade" Barkley
"Irish" Micky Ward
"Iron" Mike Tyson
James "Bonecrusher" Smith
James "Buster" Douglas
James "Hard Rock" Green
James "Lights Out" Toney
James "Quick" Tillis
Jeff "Left Hook" Lacy
Jerry "Wimpy" Halstead
Jersey Joe Walcott (Arnold Cream)
John "The Beast" Mugabi
Jose "Mantequilla" Napoles
Juan "The Hispanic Causing Panic" Lazcano
Laila "She Be Stinging" Ali
Lance "Mount" Whitaker
Mark "Too Sharp" Johnson
"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler
"Merciless" Ray Mercer
Michael "Dynamite" Dokes
Michael "Second to" Nunn
Mike "The Body Snatcher" McCallum
Mike "The Bounty" Hunter
Mitch "Blood" Green
No Mas (Roberto Duran)
Nonpareil (Jack Dempsey)
O'Neil "Give 'em Hell" Bell
Owen "What the Heck" Beck
Pac-Man (Manny Pacquaio)
"Prince" Naseem Hamed...and more.