more useless than the wasp?

[mr Mag00]

not radio 4, local radio, yes!

 

[swee'pea99]

Politicians - slurry-filled condoms

 

[mr Mag00]

guffaw

 

[theclaud]

Chewable toothbrushes.
Prince Philip
Sandwich of the Month

 

[MacB]

I tried one of those chewable toothbrushes - not a happy moment

 

[MacB]

Aren't they supposed to be for dogs?

look, if someone leaves something in a bowl on the floor, what do they expect me to do!

 

[dellzeqq]

Stoke on Trent

Altrincham. Worse yet, Chester. Anybody here from Chester? Explain yourself!

 

[theclaud]

Altrincham. Worse yet, Chester. Anybody here from Chester? Explain yourself!

I see what you mean, but I have a sentimental attachment to Altrincham, so must object. But I agree that the inhabitants of Chester should explain themselves.

We're waiting...

 

[Bollo]

I'd nominate the Isle of Wight, but I suppose it acts as a bung to stop Southampton leaking out into the channel.

 

[theclaud]

I'd nominate the Isle of Wight.

I like it! Although it is, admittedly, full of tossers.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I like it! Although it is, admittedly, full of tossers.

The prisoners are the best of a bad bunch there!

 

[theclaud]

I was bitten by a tortoise on the Isle of Wight so I'm in.

Seems reasonable. A bonus point for anyone who can tell me where this is:

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I was bitten by a tortoise on the Isle of Wight so I'm in.

Did it chase you Mort?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I like it! Although it is, admittedly, full of tossers.

It will be Sunday, I'm doing the round the Island BHF ride with my Cycle-self-gratification artist mates...


(There's a story behind the phrase Cycle-self-gratification artists)

 

[theclaud]

(There's a story behind the phrase Cycle-self-gratification artists)

Oh, go on then! Let's have it.