more useless than the wasp?

[blazed]

Local Bike Shops
Condoms
Smart Cars
Cheap Packaged Holidays
Cricket
Pre 90's Music
Fat People

 

[dan_bo]

Manchester city council
Mooli
Dodge RAMs
Poncey Coffee

 

[Tony B]

Nettles
Thorns
Road Works
and more Bloody Road works.

 

[MacB]

MacBludgeon's fantasies of your violent end will be as nothing in comparison...

I'm not so sure, continued exposure to Dell seems to have enhanced these fantasies. My problem is that they now involve him wearing some very weird get ups and in some rather provocative poses!!!

So, more useless than a wasp, how about 'gift idea' presents people get you? You know the type, look great if you know nothing about purpose they're intended for.

 

[theclaud]

I'm not so sure, continued exposure to Dell seems to have enhanced these fantasies. My problem is that they now involve him wearing some very weird get ups and in some rather provocative poses!!!

Perhaps it was a mistake to expose yourself to him. Especially on the genteel ride - it's simply not done, Bludge!

 

[MacB]

Perhaps it was a mistake to expose yourself to him. Especially on the genteel ride - it's simply not done, Bludge!

I'm geeting in too deep, maybe I need to follow the DavyW method of escape........keep digging!

 

[rich p]

Fruit teas
Synchronised swimming
My neighbours
Slugs
Free newspapers
Recumbents
Chocolate teapots
Sunday Times
MacBludgeon

 

[BigSteev]

Cycle lanes

 

[theclaud]

I'm geeting in too deep, maybe I need to follow the DavyW method of escape........keep digging!

While we're on the subject, I take it you didn't miss this in P&L recently:

if he went over to 'Informal Rides' Linf would know that my arse, being less in circumference than one of Davywalnutwhips thighs (relaxed!) is a miraculous testament to the economy of nature. Deliciously firm, outlined by subtle curves, and always, always perched so very delicately, but so very precisely on the saddle, not shifting from side to side, but, occasionally, rising and subtly flexing whenever the road's gradient demands that little extra degree of propulsion. Four or five hours would scarcely be sufficient to appreciate the wonder of the Zeqq buttocks.

Linf hasn't been quite himself since!

 

[MacB]

Fruit teas
Synchronised swimming
My neighbours
Slugs
Free newspapers
Recumbents
Chocolate teapots
Sunday Times
MacBludgeon

Oh Rich, I deliberately stayed off the Hobbit thread coz it seemed too cruel.....but now my precious!

 

[rich p]

Oh Rich, I deliberately stayed off the Hobbit thread coz it seemed too cruel.....but now my precious!

Very wise, Mac. It can be hobbit forming for the Lord of the Chain Rings

 

[theclaud]

Very wise, Mac. It can be hobbit forming for the Lord of the Chain Rings

Mein Gott! Don't you need special permission from Teef for posts like that?

 

[rich p]

Mein Gott! Don't you need special permission from Teef for posts like that?

I know, I know, my cup punneth over

Ok, no more, I promise.

 

[scots_lass]

Adverts of any kind.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Tea towel holders.