more useless than the wasp?

[PaulB]

In fact, anywhere north of the M25.

Green is SO not your colour, dearie!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I can believe that. What I can't believe is that you entered the Winnersh Triangle and came back to tell the tale.

It wasn't easy I can tell you, I'm still getting flashbacks...

 

[User482]

Did I say sadist? I meant masochist.

Hey! I'm going to Bicester on Saturday.

 

[theclaud]

Hey! I'm going to Bicester on Saturday.

You truly are a warped individual.

 

[theclaud]

Is it just me, or is there anyone else out there who no longer has the slightest idea of what this thread is now about?

I'll get it back on track. Skimmed milk.

 

[dellzeqq]

I'll follow that with

Cheshire cheese
1:25000 OS Maps
Yellow Pages
black and white laser printers
Microstation

 

[theclaud]

Microstation

'Scuse my ignorance, but what's Microstation?

 

[MacB]

'Scuse my ignorance, but what's Microstation?

model train enthusiasts are very big on them

 

[User482]

I'll follow that with

Cheshire cheese
1:25000 OS Maps
Yellow Pages
black and white laser printers
Microstation

You jest, surely? OS maps are a joy to use, as becomes apparent when you try to use maps in other countries.

 

[theclaud]

You jest, surely? OS maps are a joy to use, as becomes apparent when you try to use maps in other countries.

I suspect he's boasting about distances . Landrangers for those that Explorers cannot hold...

 

[User482]

I suspect he's boasting about distances . Landrangers for those that Explorers cannot hold...

Dellzeqq, rejecting the tyranny of large-scale maps since 1963...

 

[theclaud]

Right. Let's keep the thread rolling. I'm in danger of having to do some work.

Suspension files
The Spectator (have we had that already?)
Brian Souter
Edam (while we're on the cheeses)
Keg bitter
mtb riser bars

 

[dellzeqq]

Sorry, Microstation is a CAD programme. I left a perfectly good job because they wouldn't let me use my own copy of AutoCad.

 

[Auntie Helen]

OK, how about this. Possibly controversial.

Renewal of wedding vows services in churches.

Erm, a wedding vow is for life; how can you renew something that is meant to be eternal? Is it just an excuse to have another big party and get more wedding photos?

 

[theclaud]

Sorry, Microstation is a CAD programme. I left a perfectly good job because they wouldn't let me use my own copy of AutoCad.

I see. That reminds me - I can't believe we've not had Powerpoint yet!