Yellow Fang
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Which is the most thief-proof sort of bike?
1. Cheap old hack
Rationale: thief wouldn't want it, would rather nick another, couldn't sell it for much.
2. Expensive bike
Rationale: thief would not be able to get rid of it easily, would raise suspicion when trying to sell it.
3. Unusual bike
Rationale: easier to track by the police, easier to spot by owner, draws attention to buyer of stolen goods.
4. Gay bike (as in opposite to kewl)
Rationale: similar to unusual bike with added bonus that the thieving classes wouldn't be seen dead on it anyway.
5. Bike with inbuilt security measures
Example: bikes with lockable forks, Dutch bikes with lockable wheels, bikes with unusual clip-in pedals, bikes with quick release wheels and seatpost, fixies.
1. Cheap old hack
Rationale: thief wouldn't want it, would rather nick another, couldn't sell it for much.
2. Expensive bike
Rationale: thief would not be able to get rid of it easily, would raise suspicion when trying to sell it.
3. Unusual bike
Rationale: easier to track by the police, easier to spot by owner, draws attention to buyer of stolen goods.
4. Gay bike (as in opposite to kewl)
Rationale: similar to unusual bike with added bonus that the thieving classes wouldn't be seen dead on it anyway.
5. Bike with inbuilt security measures
Example: bikes with lockable forks, Dutch bikes with lockable wheels, bikes with unusual clip-in pedals, bikes with quick release wheels and seatpost, fixies.