Moustache Problem

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Tell him it goes best with a beard, works even better to accentuate the cheeks. He'll grow one, his wife wil soon get fed up and people will say it makes him look older and he'l be forced to have a rethink and shave it off.

Or, tell him they're very popular in that haven of style and fashion hotspot, Bavaria and it makes him look very Bavarian, that should do it.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
A friend of mine has had a tache for most of the 22 yrs I've known him... it kind of defines him too... he shaved it off once, and looked so odd that people urged him to grow it back.

They seem to be far more popular in the USofA than here, I reckon...
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
A friend of mine once grew a long beard that his mother didn't approve of. One evening, he fell asleep watching TV and she used the oppurtunity to take a few snips out of it with the scissors so he was forced to shave it.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
As someone who has not had a bare upper lip since 1973 or a bare chin since 1976 it always amazes me that people (Mostly, but not exclusively, men.) shave. Last time a bloke asked me why I grew a beard I turned it round and asked him why he didn't. The puzzled look was priceless and I was forced to explain that he could 'grow a beard' if he stopped scraping his face every morning.

Mrs byegad has never seen me without a beard and I'm under strict orders not to shave it off. Not that I would.
 

mark barker

New Member
Location
Swindon, Wilts
Last time a bloke asked me why I grew a beard I turned it round and asked him why he didn't.
I'd love to grow a beard. Sadly if I did I'd have to dye it as I get random areas of colour (ranging from black to grey via ginger). I'm quite looking forward to it all going grey, then I'm going for the ZZ top look.
 
Dick Strawbridge, anyone seen a mouse
 

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threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Osbert Lancaster, a tash wearer of note, said something along the lines of 'a chap's moustache should also be visible from behind'. If you're gonna have a tash, make it a big one!

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