Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
'I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we have been cured now'
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'I used to have multiple personality disorder, but we have been cured now'
This reminds me of a bloke I used to know who only had one hand. We were drinking and playing cards one night, 3 card brag, and he went for a pee during which time everyone folded and the next dealer collected the cards up. When he came back he said, "Where's my fecking hand"You should see it when he forgets about his missing limb and tries to clap.
Laugh?
Not me.
How we larfed.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Many years ago as a new Bobby I got into a scrap with a feller. I got the advantage and handcuffed him, whereupon his artificial arm fell off and he started fighting again.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
The whole carriage just looked at me as I laughed very loudly out loud.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Did you startle the horses too?
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Possibly. Feels like pits being pulled by horses. East coast used to be good. Then Virgin trains took over . In a week they have ruined a good service
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Looking back now it was funny. He was a big feller, a real handful, and when his arm fell off and he sparked up again I was panicking.cos I was so stuck for something to try!
Did you do an, " 'armless," joke?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
To be fair, the service was sh*t LONG BEFORE then!!
Short of some sort of major event, I can't see what Virgin can have done in a week to make things so different!!
That SAID, I hated National Express taking over GNER, because GNER at least made an allowance for Standard Class Passengers (i.e. me) who wanted food, and opened their resteraunt car up for us. I used to use it regularly when I was coming up from London in 2005. It may have been expensive, but, hey, a can of beer, a sandwich and a packet of crisps just doesn't cut it sometimes.
Natex stopped it and only let the Lah De Dahs in first class have what I would have eaten!!