Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

Changed my long-standing avatar for one I took of the downtown art-deco theater.

 

[MikeG]

I have been cutting the grass.

I am ........

Won't you think of the neighbours? Get dressed, woman!

In other news, I put another coat of limewash on the southern aspect of my house today. The conditions were ideal, because there was no direct sun, which dries limewash too quickly.

 

[classic33]

Won't you think of the neighbours? Get dressed, woman!

In other news, I put another coat of whitewash on the southern aspect of my house today. The conditions were ideal, because there was no direct sun, which dries limewash too quickly.

Limewash or whitewash?

 

[Reynard]

Won't you think of the neighbours? Get dressed, woman!

Unless the neighbours use some powerful binoculars that can see through a wood, they'd be none the wiser.

 

[MikeG]

Unless the neighbours use some powerful binoculars that can see through a wood, they'd be none the wiser.

Is there anyone around here you can think of who lurks in dark and gloomy corners at odd hours of the night, just watching? Anyone at all?

 

[MikeG]

Limewash or whitewash?

Well, whitewash is a limewash, but not all limewashes are a whitewash. Mine is a limewash.....a sort of sage greeny/ grey. The house used to be visible from a mile or two away, and now seems have vanished when approaching from the south.

But yeah, my mistake. I did say whitewash, for some unfathomable reason.

 

[classic33]

Well, whitewash is a limewash, but not all limewashes are a whitewash. Mine is a limewash.....a sort of sage greeny/ grey. The house used to be visible from a mile or two away, and now seems have vanished when approaching from the south.

But yeah, my mistake. I did say whitewash, for some unfathomable reason.

Hands okay?

 

[MikeG]

Hands okay?

Yes, thanks. All three are just great.

 

[classic33]

Yes, thanks. All three are just great.

A brush in two, a bucket in the third?

 

[Reynard]

Is there anyone around here you can think of who lurks in dark and gloomy corners at odd hours of the night, just watching? Anyone at all?

Well, my tortie is currently sitting across the room and staring at me. I think tonight's supper offering might not have been up to scratch.

Does that count?

 

[MikeG]

Well, my tortie is currently sitting across the room and staring at me. I think tonight's supper offering might not have been up to scratch.

Does that count?

Only if it waves a scythe around menacingly. Assuming a lack of opposable thumbs, I'd say no.

 

[MikeG]

A brush in two, a bucket in the third?

What, and hold on to the ladder with my teeth? Are you mad?

 

[classic33]

What, and hold on to the ladder with my teeth? Are you mad?

Poor sense of balance?

 

[MikeG]

Poor sense of balance?

No, rather a good one actually. Do you know, I can sit on a really small seat balanced on top of something with only two wheels, and stay on it all day without falling off. Usually. Isn't that impressive?

 

[Reynard]

Only if it waves a scythe around menacingly. Assuming a lack of opposable thumbs, I'd say no.

But she's got a jab that rival's Mike Tyson's. *And* her toes have got razor blades on the end of them.

Not to be messed with, is our Poppy...