Mundane News

[Illaveago]

I know there is a song " I left My Heart in San Francisco!" But are there any songs about where they left their brains ? As mine is missing this morning!

 

[biggs682]

Not the Titanic !

No that sailed straight past

 

[Levo-Lon]

The old Regulator still posts in walking.
How odd

 

[Shut Up Legs]

That song by Celine.. goes on and on and on

I recommend an antidiarrheal.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I'm depressed at being stuck back in Australia, where cyclists are not welcome.
So I've started planning next year's cycling trip to France. This year, I (more than thoroughly) covered the Haute Pyrénées, so next year it will be a similar B&B based approach, but in the French Alps.

 

[Speicher]

They tend to fade down the edges, whilst developing a shine due to ironing.

Oh dear! I forgot about the ironing issue. That plan will have to be rethunked. I do not do ironing, by and large, but the pleats will need ironing.

 

[classic33]

Oh dear! I forgot about the ironing issue. That plan will have to be rethunked. I do not do ironing, by and large, but the pleats will need ironing.

A shiny material to begin with will help there.

 

[classic33]

What are these tie things of which you all speak?

Thet go round yer neck, tied with a slip knot, for final adjustment.

 

[MikeG]

Oh, I get it. The one Albert Pierrepoint used to do for people, just the once each.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Beans again?

Always.

 

[classic33]

Oh, I get it. The one Albert Pierrepoint used to do for people, just the once each.

Knot is a bit fancier, and flat, though.

 

[Illaveago]

We had to reprogram Schrodie as we fitted new batteries in the cat flap.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Knot is a bit fancier, and flat, though.

Not as coarse a material on the regular ties.

 

[postman]

Just got back from a blood test.A check to see if i am diabetic,but that's not why i have posted.Are you supposed to laugh while in a Surgery.Because me and the young Nurse got on like a house on fire,and a couple of my jokes had her laughing,i hope she does not get into trouble.It's great to have a new audience so i can recycle my old jokes.

 

[Speicher]

Just got back from a blood test.A check to see if i am diabetic,but that's not why i have posted.Are you supposed to laugh while in a Surgery.Because me and the young Nurse got on like a house on fire,and a couple of my jokes had her laughing,i hope she does not get into trouble.It's great to have a new audience so i can recycle my old jokes.

If she is dealing all day with unhappy people who are ill, I would think she liked your jokes, as a welcome change.

Some of my best jokes are very old ones.