Mundane News

[Jenkins]

I just want some of whatever it is they're all taking...

If not, I'd really prefer a dragon to a unicorn, and while they're at it, can they also please give me a Reynard 90D, a Van Diemen RF86 and a Jaguar JXR-14... And a lifetime's supply of chocolate.

Tut, tut. Go hang your anorak in shame.

 

[Reynard]

Tut, tut. Go hang your anorak in shame.

Aaaaaargh!!!

Bad Reynard.

Can't even blame the cat walking across the keyboard for that one.

 

[classic33]

And if it doesn't work out, there's always the crock pot...

How's a crockpot cut the lawn?

 

[Reynard]

How's a crockpot cut the lawn?

It doesn't.

But the contents might have done at some stage...

 

[Jenkins]

And once you've cooked the unicorn, you can use the leftover horn as a donut stacker. It's the gift that keeps on giving from the Greens - they've got my vote!

 

[Reynard]

And once you've cooked the unicorn, you can use the leftover horn as a donut stacker. It's the gift that keeps on giving from the Greens - they've got my vote!

Don't forget that unicorn blood bestows life but leaves you cursed...

On the other hand, you can also use the horn to stack bagels.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I think unicorns are saddlebreds. If not, they can pull a cart, or maybe some wood logs.

 

[Reynard]

Eh, I need my bed. Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[biggs682]

Time to get some miles in , see you all later

 

[Levo-Lon]

Please keep this quiet, it's not raining i know, weird

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
I have been waiting to see what the weather is doing . It is greyish out with a light band of pink near the horizon. It doesn't look like it's raining but there are a lot of large puddles around .
I hope it stays dry .

 

[mybike]

I've caught a cold

Well done, you are athletic after all.

 

[PeteXXX]

It's that time when my glasses need tightening up, but I need my glasses to see where the screw is... 😕

 

[mybike]

Foot started hurting last night on a short walk, kept on walking. Now I have plantar fasciitis for the first time in ages. Rolling pin has been got out.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Well done, you are athletic after all.

On reflection I think I got it as part of the democratic distribution from Beautiful Daughters sneezles.

I think today is "Peak cold": I'm getting pressure in sinuses and behind left eye, which itself is watering so much it steams my glasses up. Blearg.