Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
I'm another one for black or black. Or at a pinch, dark grey.
Alas, Decathlon only do mens "proper" MTB shorts. The ladies' ones have more in common with hot pants.

What the 'glow plugs' do is they literally 'glow' red hot when you first turn the key in order to preheat the air directly behind the inlet valve, they switch off after about 10 seconds (often with a beep or a warning light going out) to let you know when to crank the engine over*Well I know next to nothing about car stuff but that's what the lady on the phone called them. I'll see what's on the invoice when they finally bring my car back. Should be anytime now...
These Decathlon ones are fairly toned down. They say khaki but it looks dark grey on my screen. https://www.decathlon.co.uk/st-500-mountain-bike-shorts-id_8529621.htmlI'm another one for black or black. Or at a pinch, dark grey.
Alas, Decathlon only do mens "proper" MTB shorts. The ladies' ones have more in common with hot pants.Otherwise Decathlon would have been my first port of call.
These Decathlon ones are fairly toned down. They say khaki but it looks dark grey on my screen. https://www.decathlon.co.uk/st-500-mountain-bike-shorts-id_8529621.html
Those are the ones I'm on about - they're ridiculously, well, short.They only reach to upper thigh - have tried them on previously. I'm after something knee length.
When you've got wobbly bits that are best kept under wraps...![]()
I refuse to wear anything shorter than 3/4 length cargo shorts, even in Japan. I am well aware of my irresponsibles to society.
Normal black cycling shorts underneath, instead of the padded undies, would go some way to preserving your modesty, perhaps.It's about being able to walk around in public without being embarrassed.![]()
Meanwhile, watching England v Japan, England are rattled, even though a goal up.
Well, England stole another goal and are now 2 up. Let's see what those Ninjas can do. Or do I mean not see?They've just realised there are actually 22 Japanese players, but half of them are Ninjas.
Normal black cycling shorts underneath, instead of the padded undies, would go some way to preserving your modesty, perhaps.
There's an expression you rarely see!Glad to see the Lionesses top the group. But they were definitely hanging on in the second half. Karen Bardsley and Stef Houghton definitely pulled a few bums out of the fire...
It's about being able to walk around in public without being embarrassed.![]()
Could be useful at the yellow stickering hour.And have everyone in Tesco run screaming towards the exit?![]()