Apologies in advance for ruining an earworm, but the only thing I hear when someone mentions 'Albatross' is John Cleese in Monty Python live at Drury Lane, that I was privileged to have attended, walking down the aisle, dressed in an usherettes mini-skirt, with an albatross on the top of the ice-cream tray proclaiming ALBATROSS... STORMY PETREL ON A STICK.... 
