Alessandro Petacchi
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"Oi Baldy","get off the road".
Answer- "This is not a bald head,it's a Solar Panel for a sex machine".
Mike.
Answer- "This is not a bald head,it's a Solar Panel for a sex machine".
Mike.
"Oi Baldy","get off the road".
Answer- "This is not a bald head,it's a Solar Panel for a sex machine".
Mike.
no, I think it's a twist on a remark made by George Bernard Shaw? to a Lady Something or other. When she said "Mr Shaw, you're drunk!" , he replied, "yes, madam, and you are stupid, but I will be sober in the morning..." or something like that...
Ugly and slimmer aren't connected, it's just that if one is fat, one can do something about it, whereas if one is the sort of person who shouts random nonsense at people, one is probably doomed for good...
I'd rather call someone in the situation thick, I think, than ugly, as i'm not sure I've got much to crow about in the looks department, but I do know I'm fairly bright...
'Debating' with a friends husband at a BBQ about bikes/cyclists...
Him "You should only ride on cycle paths"
Me "How do I turn right then?"
Him "You don't pay road tax"
Me "Neither do you"
Him "Yes I do"
Me "No you don't - Google it"
Him "Well, you don't have insurance"
Me "Actualy, I do"
The conversation then turned to enviromental issues, he claimed that his car was 'green' as....
Him "My car does 40+mpg"
Me *slaps legs* "These babies can double that, on a litre of H2O"
He then raised the helmet/HiVis should be legal requirement, At this point his wife told him to stop being a pompous arse & STFU!
"You should be in the cycle lane!"
"So should you."
"But i'm in a car!"
"So, get out of it and get on a bike you lazy git."
that is a myth
This isn't one I can claim personally myself but did read it on another forum, excellent response IMHO to one of those "classic" heckles:
Driver: "Your wheel is going round"
Rider: "So's your wife/missus/girlfriend"
IIRC the story as told originally had the heckler in the car with mates so thought he was being rather clever until he got shot down in flames, much to the amusement of his mates :-)