Name two things that it's physically impossible to do at the same time ...

[XmisterIS]

Running and pooing. It can't be done.

 

[TVC]

Sorry, but it is, just check out You Tube... type in Marathon and a word you might think appropriate, there are many examples.

 

[Red Light]

It is if you are being chased by a mad axeman ;-)

 

[Arch]

It can if you're a horse.

But they have to stand still for a pee.

 

[jig-sore]

sneezing and keeping your eyes open ??


oh, and going for a pee when your old man is "happy"

 

[Maz]

Ejaculate and urinate.


Well, you did ask.

 

[Falwheeler]

Women apparently can't have sex and a headache.

 

[Arch]

I could go all stereotypical and say, for men, any two things....

But I don't believe in that sort of thing.

Much.

 

[Dayvo]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

 

[TVC]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

Surely people with one eye do it all the time.

 

[asterix]

Moving away slightly from the scatological nature of this topic: be in 2 different places.

As you were..

 

[PaulB]

Cycle and frown. The natural state of cycling, as many of you know, is one of happiness. Yea verily, that is the word. Hear me now.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Masturbate while thinking of Anne Widdecombe.

 

[TVC]

Masturbate while thinking of Anne Widdecombe.

Have you tried?

 

[Dayvo]

Masturbate while thinking of Anne Widdecombe.

How long do I have to try for before I give up?