Nearly got punched by a cyclist!

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

and can use the skin as an obstacle as you leave the sceen in a cloud of burning shoe leather!

 

[tdr1nka]

Honerable Ninja Jacomus,
OT,
My web name, when fed into the Enigma Device, should be revealed as; Tea Drinker!

T x

 

[gambatte]

although most men are more well built than me.

we demand pictures!

 

[tdr1nka]

I think Jacomus can still be a ninja as we cannot hear him.

T x

 

[tdr1nka]

<--- ....rolls handfuls of old lychees along the floor causing those with villanous intent to slip and fall hard on their backs......!

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

<--- ....rolls handfuls of old lychees along the floor causing those with villanous intent to slip and fall hard on their backs......!

Take that!

 

[tdr1nka]

Ahhhhhhhhh, Jacomus the Vacuum Ninja!

Sadly that means we can hear you now and all run and hide!

T x

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands tdr1nka a cup of tea *

 

[gambatte]

 

[gambatte]

Jacomus.

You ever had an accident where a drivers said "Sorry mate I didn't see you?"

Maybe it was inadvertant use of Ninja powers?

 

[HJ]

Hands and feet can be lethal, I know how to use a newspaper as a lethal weapon.

I killed a mouse in the kitchen with a rolled up newspaper, just the other night...

 

[tdr1nka]

When I first got the KMX I asked a friend who was going to Amsterdam if he would buy me the biggest or loudest bike bell he could find!

He returned with a HUGE silver two-tone thumb activated bike bell which certainly does the job!

As I rattle past alerting peds to my presence making a sound not unlike a grandfather clock falling down stairs!!


T x

 

[BentMikey]

Laughing out loud!!! I spilt my tea you blighter!

I had a ding-dong bell once, it made a great noise. I'm almost a bit sad I gave it to my Mum now.