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cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
*wanders off*
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Ode to a swear filter.
I wondered lonely as a Claud
That floats on high over insults and affronts
When all at once i saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils ...... bugger
I wondered lonely as a Claud
That floats on high over insults and affronts
When all at once i saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils ...... bugger
Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
The chances of me being your stoker
Are slim, very slim, @poemcycle.
My comments thus far should’ve woke yer
From your dream that you’ve laureate status.
Were I your passenger wheeling
I’d fear for my ears and my senses.
The tripe you’d be blurting and squealing
Would make other cyclists hate us
My poor bleeding shell-likes would drip
And my brain cells would numb in their skull,
And that tripe from your lips would still trip
As we trundled obtusely along.
And the chatters would flap their pink tongues,
Throw spanners and helmets and shoes.
You’d fight back with crap ditties, drab songs,
Mad lyrics, poor rhyming, dull news.
It’s not going to happen, this two-up.
I won’t be your back-seat buffoon.
Your verse is worse than a screw-up.
Wouldn’t do it; I’ll leave you to it; @woodenspoons
Are slim, very slim, @poemcycle.
My comments thus far should’ve woke yer
From your dream that you’ve laureate status.
Were I your passenger wheeling
I’d fear for my ears and my senses.
The tripe you’d be blurting and squealing
Would make other cyclists hate us
My poor bleeding shell-likes would drip
And my brain cells would numb in their skull,
And that tripe from your lips would still trip
As we trundled obtusely along.
And the chatters would flap their pink tongues,
Throw spanners and helmets and shoes.
You’d fight back with crap ditties, drab songs,
Mad lyrics, poor rhyming, dull news.
It’s not going to happen, this two-up.
I won’t be your back-seat buffoon.
Your verse is worse than a screw-up.
Wouldn’t do it; I’ll leave you to it; @woodenspoons
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
I reckon the poetry would receive a warmer welcome in New and Current Affairs section, they're far more deserving of it
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
could you not think of a 2nd line to rhyme with contributions?It would be a step up from your contributions.....
MossCommuter
Guru
- Location
- Salford
Marmion's contributions
Like my ablutions
They cause me contusions
Braaap
Like my ablutions
They cause me contusions
Braaap
Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
Pot. Kettle. Black.
OP
OP
poemcycle
Active Member
as I have nothing else to go on lets see what your views are on me spinning this news from the best paper in the world metro and making it about a film. you have no chance of working this news poem out judging by your past comments on my work but I wish you luck. off to airport now - may be away a few weeks. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all.
al pacino arrested at heathrow with vast amounts of cocaine 19.04.18
let this be the intro
and a warning of drug paraphernalia and slang
first job and a nod to chico
he will not pierce or fang.
the set up is phenomenal
pure ingenious will gloat
all directed through no 5 terminal
the going rate is better then a £1000 on a boat.
purity is no trouble
average 78.5 carries a sentence of a lifer
all been tested by the head that's a bubble
for those unaware that's michelle pfeiffer.
from rags to riches
cars houses will make readers sick
airport staff in brazil filling in final stitches
photographing the suitcases loaded with each coke brick.
joysen jhurry was vital
16 years is no time that's a disgrace
a baggage handler is to welcome not to be insightful
its all ended as bad as scarface.
https://ibb.co/cAqS1n
al pacino arrested at heathrow with vast amounts of cocaine 19.04.18
let this be the intro
and a warning of drug paraphernalia and slang
first job and a nod to chico
he will not pierce or fang.
the set up is phenomenal
pure ingenious will gloat
all directed through no 5 terminal
the going rate is better then a £1000 on a boat.
purity is no trouble
average 78.5 carries a sentence of a lifer
all been tested by the head that's a bubble
for those unaware that's michelle pfeiffer.
from rags to riches
cars houses will make readers sick
airport staff in brazil filling in final stitches
photographing the suitcases loaded with each coke brick.
joysen jhurry was vital
16 years is no time that's a disgrace
a baggage handler is to welcome not to be insightful
its all ended as bad as scarface.
https://ibb.co/cAqS1n
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Ah, the Vogon thread
Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
More like Azgoths of Kria thread
OP
OP
poemcycle
Active Member
ok lets leave that one - move on to metro news now. please tell me you all remember val ?
its H.I daryll not H.I.Val 19.04.18
for those that study
my post is going to haunt
can you remember when poetry was farm muddy
val i promise it was not a taunt.
cruising as normal
second time but a updated version
no hair is a blessing that's formal
even if wrong sex the stories got perversion.
working your charm
but with a secret hiding
at least 12 years no alarm
only other H.M.P's will you be pony riding.
you are a sick individual
christine henson QC won't be corrected
in agreement with sentence is factual
hopefully your pass away before we are unprotected.
have you got a mobile
i no your bank has storage
i will text you this poem to be vile
remember val is H.I.V free and free to rome any village.
https://ibb.co/eUpWe7 for those who are interested in finding out who val really is you will have to do your home work with the help of a search engline as i am not spoon feeding anyone.
its H.I daryll not H.I.Val 19.04.18
for those that study
my post is going to haunt
can you remember when poetry was farm muddy
val i promise it was not a taunt.
cruising as normal
second time but a updated version
no hair is a blessing that's formal
even if wrong sex the stories got perversion.
working your charm
but with a secret hiding
at least 12 years no alarm
only other H.M.P's will you be pony riding.
you are a sick individual
christine henson QC won't be corrected
in agreement with sentence is factual
hopefully your pass away before we are unprotected.
have you got a mobile
i no your bank has storage
i will text you this poem to be vile
remember val is H.I.V free and free to rome any village.
https://ibb.co/eUpWe7 for those who are interested in finding out who val really is you will have to do your home work with the help of a search engline as i am not spoon feeding anyone.
