Now the anti-cyclist are lobbying god to help them in their cause.

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Vigilante vicar decks cyclist "Take that you lentil knitting tosser"

 

[Markymark]

They of all people should remember that Jesus was a cyclist. After all, did it not say in the Bible, "And Lo! The Lord Jesus rode off on his Triumph"?

No no no.

As we all know in the famous hymn...

Jesus Christ Superstar, Came down from heaven in a Yamaha. Did a skid, killed a kid. Knocked off his balls on a dustbin lid.

 

[AndyRM]

[QUOTE 4987019, member: 259"]Totally OT, but how does his hat stay on?[/QUOTE]

The power of Christ compels it.

 

[jefmcg]

View attachment 377249 "It's all set up for you Your Holiness bring it back in a month and we'll fettle the cables. Here's your receipt."

I see your pope, and raise you a saint

 

[Yellow Saddle]

[QUOTE 4987019, member: 259"]Totally OT, but how does his hat stay on?[/QUOTE]
It is made from silicone. You wet the cranium a bit, squeeze it on, smooth it over and voila!

 

[Julia9054]

Can you get cycle clips for the cassocky thing?

 

[roadrash]

probably uses one of these..

 

[classic33]

The 13th October is the annual feast day for Madonna del Ghisallo, who is the Catholic Church’s official patron of bicycle riders of all types (professional road cyclists, commuters, bike messengers, amateur track racers, road enthusiats, recumbents… any way you “velo” Our Lady of Ghisallo protects you).

 

[Drago]

Perhaps we should take their God, and raise them one Boris Johnson?

 

[classic33]

Perhaps we should take their God, and raise them one Boris Johnson?

He just thinks he's one.

 

[mjr]

Surely this offers opportunities, not problems? Open air services, cyclist-friendly options, stop off on the commute for morning/evening communion on a turbo trainer?

As a churchgoer I'd suggest they are a little blinkered.

Isn't that pretty much a requirement for Catholicism since all the scandals?

 

[pplpilot]

It's all hypothetical because, and brace for this as it may come as a bit of a shock.... There is no God.

 

[ianrauk]

It's all hypothetical because, and brace for this as it may come as a bit of a shock.... There is no God.

You're be telling us the earth isn't flat next.

 

[classic33]

You're be telling us the earth isn't flat next.

If it were flat they'd be no hill climbing!

 

[FishFright]

Hey guys, don't worry about it , we got this ...