Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Elves have a better standard of living
Hence the expression "living the life of Riley"
Hence the expression "living the life of Riley"
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Many incorrectly think the SI unit of force is the Newton. It is in fact the apple, hence the term an apple a day keeps the doctor away make sense.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Doctor Who is not actually a doctor. He had been practicing fraudulently for 40 years before the Cybermen outed him.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
They have also been reprimanded by the World Health Organisation.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
A Cornish pastie is the source of the radiation in Cornwall. They are sold to tourists as a souvenir of their exposure.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The filling in cornish pasties was originally made from ground up hobo's abducted from Devon.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
classic33
Leg End Member
July14: National Nude Day
The day the Tobias Fünkes of the world fear most. Originating in New Zealand, this non public holiday encourages everyone to publicly celebrate their all-natural form.
Note: Please be sure to familiarize yourself with current local legislation concerning public nudity, lest you find yourself
observing “international delinquent day.”
The day the Tobias Fünkes of the world fear most. Originating in New Zealand, this non public holiday encourages everyone to publicly celebrate their all-natural form.
Note: Please be sure to familiarize yourself with current local legislation concerning public nudity, lest you find yourself
observing “international delinquent day.”
As soon as I saw the headline of this post I thought "this has to be Classic"
classic33
Leg End Member
Most will know about May Day Monday, Yorkshire Day & Wakes Week(Which is actually two weeks), so give them another holiday.As soon as I saw the headline of this post I thought "this has to be Classic"
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Apollo 10 lunar module is in orbit around the sun. They believe they have now tracked it down and are awaiting its orbit to bring it near Earth for possible retrieval
classic33
Leg End Member
"Snoopy" come home?
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
T cells come from the thymus and regular exercise stops it shrinking with age, maintaining the immune system.
