Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

They were so excited about discovering New Zealand they forgot all about Old Zealand and never drew it on the maps.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

It was still a shame when it was stolen though.

 

[Dave7]

New Zealand has so many sheep that 47% of welsh bachelors have emigrated there.

 

[Drago]

In order to maximise productivity by decreasing distraction, the Bachelors company only used to hire single men for their Savoury Rice production line. Hence, single men were eventually to become known as 'Bachelors'.

 

[classic33]

In order to maximise productivity by decreasing distraction, the Bachelors company only used to hire single men for their Savoury Rice production line. Hence, single men were eventually to become known as 'Bachelors'.

And four of them went on to form a group by the same name. With one, McCluskey, having a nightclub called The Frog and Nightgown.

 

[raleighnut]

The Frog and Nightgown

Jeez, no wonder he was single.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

People who have sex four times a day on average live 20% longer

 

[Drago]

People who have sex four times a day smile a lot.

 

[raleighnut]

I was advised by a doctor that in order to cut down smoking I should only have a cigarette when I really wanted one like after a meal or having sex. I'd be fat as a pig if not for all the $hagging.

 

[classic33]

A daily 10 mile ride burns 360 calories, saves up to 10 euros of budget and saves the environment from 5 kilos of carbon dioxide emissions that are produced by cars.

 

[Drago]

The metric system was invented by the French as revenge for having to be rescued from the Nazzies by the British.

 

[classic33]

It is now just before 5.4167 metric time.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

It is now a centimetre after litre.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A litre a day makes your eyes water

 

[classic33]

A litre a day makes your eyes water

Can also lead to the "John Wayne Walk".