Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
I'm told the child's name is Cohiba 
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The writer of violent thrillers, Lee Child, is indeed a child. His most excellent imagination allows him in his mind to turn playground fisticuffs and grazed knees into big men shooting each other.
In fact he is a very small Scottish child. His family refer to him as “Wee Child”, his pen name Lee arose because of a speech impediment.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
President "the Donald" Trump lip syncs speeches to a pre recorded backing tape. A James Stewart impersonator gives his voice to the recordings. This is because Donald's realm surname is Putin and he speakada no eeengleesh.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Nah the 'Donald' is actually a glove puppet, due to Soviet Technology perfecting an invisibility cloaking device you cannot see that Putin actually has a hand up his arris working the controls.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Stormy Daniels is, in reality, the diminutive magician Paul Daniels, who secretly underwent gender reassignment surgery the night of the Great Storm in 1987. Her skin was replaced by a Goretex membrane on millennium eve 1999 and she is kept young by a diet of nothing but tiger's milk.
Drago
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- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Gender was invented in 1878. Prior to that everyone was gay. This offended the prudish Victorians, who invented gender and opposite sex couples as a means assuage their guilt.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Stormy Daniels herself had a Love child with Tom Cruise, believing him to be Jack Reacher and unaware he was a fictional character.
Heartbroken on hearing the truth she named the baby Jack after his fictional father, but tragically Jack Daniels succumbed to alcoholism whilst still at primary school.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
The general's family name is actually Farquharson, but as a boy ole Norm was a spotty little sod, and his German Nanny's nickname for him just stuck.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Stormin' Norman is the father of Norman Wisdom.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
He has fathered every baby in Albania since 1957 under a swiftly-passed Statute.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Norman Wisdom was actually a Viking King and philosopher, his original title being Norseman Wisdom.
- Location
- Inside my skull
Norman Wisdom is the daughter of William the Conqueror. William the Conqueror is actually a time lord. This explains why he appeared as Stormin’ Norman in recent times.
