Odd factoids

[Chris S]

Every other person in Liverpool has a relative who knew one of the Beatles.

 

[Threevok]

UniBond is made from Unicorns that were sent to the glue factory.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The recent snow is not in fact snow but blow off the latest drug bust.

 

[Drago]

Drug busts are known as such because dealers used to dress up as women by way of a disguise, and wear a false bust in which to conceal the drugs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Drag race is actually derived from drug race. In drug races they’d attempt to outrun the police

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Drug busts are known as such because dealers used to dress up as women by way of a disguise, and wear a false bust in which to conceal the drugs.

Police are very reticent about approaching such drag dealers because if they're packing Es they can be shot from the prosthetic nipples with a velocity similar to a .22 Rimfire.

If things get truly hairy then dealers who are cavity stuffing are able to about turn their back and deploy an even more potent Rimfire deterrent.

 

[Andy_R]

A pizza is actually a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

 

[Drago]

Pie was named after the famous wee bird, Tweety Pie. The delicacy was thus named because Tweety Pie was shot, cooked, and used as the filling in the very first ever pie by General De Gaulle in 1988.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Elephants don't actually have good memories, just very efficient secretaries.

 

[raleighnut]

the Police only do raids on drug dealers when they run out of 'gear', it's cheaper than buying it.

 

[Drago]

The Police were formed when Sting decided to go into law enforcement. The organisation that he created was named in honour of his band.

 

[PeteXXX]

Initially, the police did not have radio communications, they had to rely solely on a message in a bottle, which was OK until the hoodlums intercepted the messages and threw them back!

 

[Drago]

Hoodlums are thus named because of their adoptend uniform, the hoodie. Hoodlums also tuck their jogging pants into their socks so that if they need a sheet while running from the popice they don't have to stop for a Forest Gump - they can crap merrily away and shake out the clinker at a more convenient time.

 

[bruce1530]

"hoodies" are often worn by gang members. The garments were originally called "Who Dies?"

 

[Drago]

"Gangs" was the name originally to the varipus chapters of the Gary Glitter fan club. As per the song lyrics, do you want to be in his gang?

Apparently not, now all the dirt has cone out in the wash.

The various gangs escaped on motorcycles and are now known as Outlaws. The Hells Angels, who were huge fans of the Bay City Rollers and who always detested Glitter, have started a blood feud with the Outlaws over the issue.