I thought most of em were deaf, the ones I've met act like they are.Given a powerful enough amplifier fitted to the Bow bells, the entire next generation of humans could be born cockney.
As a corollary, it is impossible to have a congenitally deaf cockney.
(I've had this thought for ages. I would have thought that I'd posted it before but a quick search suggests otherwise. If I have, I apologise)
Bells or cockney's?I thought most of em were deaf, the ones I've met act like they are.![]()
Porpoises can be vicious bastards.Dick Van Dyke was once saved by porpoises when he found himself lost at sea on a surfboard.
The man who rings that bell is now 80 years old.The Great Tom is a bell that hangs from the Tom Tower of Christ Church in Oxford. This bell is still rung 101 times at 9 pm every day.
Welcome back.Big Ben was named after a 16th century porn star of the same name.
Thankyou Monsigneur Motion, I was missing my friends.
Its a bit worrying that you came back thinking of a porn starThankyou Monsigneur Motion, I was missing my friends.