oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.................
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- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
Maz said:
ooh, that's a tricky one…
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Torch the house and blame arsonists.
barq
Senior Member
- Location
- Birmingham, UK
I dropped an entire bottle of red wine (which broke on impact) on a light carpet and got the whole lot out. Once I'd soaked up the wine I squirted shaving foam directly into the pile of the carpet. It lifted the colour out.
Of course then you have to spend ages scooping up all the foam. But it worked.
Good luck.
Of course then you have to spend ages scooping up all the foam. But it worked.
Good luck.
jack the lad
Well-Known Member
Blame the girlfriend...
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
if it's wet cove rit in table salt, mountians of it...if its dry then soak it and do same with salt. If that fails you are totally ferked.
cisamcgu
Legendary Member
- Location
- Merseyside-ish
RIP
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
alecstilleyedye said:serves you right for not drinking it then
LOL.....
Any of that carpet spray stuff...?
What colour carpet.......Good job our carpet is a deep red colour anyway......
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
is this practising for the missus?got-to-get-fit said:
OP
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got-to-get-fit
New Member
- Location
- Yarm, Cleveland
the carpet is cream colour.
I poured some salt on and ran out so i tried pepper but that made it worse so i scooped it up went out to the pub till she came back and looked shocked when she mentioned it and blamed the cat.
she wanted to know where the cat got salt and pepper from
I poured some salt on and ran out so i tried pepper but that made it worse so i scooped it up went out to the pub till she came back and looked shocked when she mentioned it and blamed the cat.
she wanted to know where the cat got salt and pepper from
snapper_37
Barbara Woodhouse's Love Child
- Location
- Wolves
Salt... and then say you were sick (or the cat/dog) and you had read the tip in her magazine....
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
A friend of mine found that a builder doing some work in her house left a splodge of tar on a white carpet. Would have been fine if a professional carpet cleaner was called but, no, the builder decided to get out every cleaner he found under the kitchen sink and then scrubbed the tar into a bigger and bigger stain on the carpet. He then put toilet bleach on it and the carpet turned yellow so he moved the rug to cover it.
With red wine, soak up the wet and then using white wine wipe the stain inwards to stop spreading it.
With red wine, soak up the wet and then using white wine wipe the stain inwards to stop spreading it.
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
got-to-get-fit said:
you sir, are a nincompoop! no woman in the world is gonna fall for that…
insurance company might buy it though.
