oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.................

[got-to-get-fit]

ccccccckkkkkkkk.

Ive just dropped a glass of red wine on the living room carpet ....quick what do i do before the wife comes home?????

 

[mr Mag00]

not drink so early in the day!!!

 

[mr Mag00]

cooking salt!!!

 

[TVC]

Buy a dog then blame it.
or
Change the locks.
or
Lick the carpet - you wouldn't want to waste it
or
Soak up any standing liquid - don't blot, then apply carpet cleaner asap.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

white wine apparently works…

 

[beanzontoast]

Google it quick!

 

[mr Mag00]

slit your wrist to cover the wine? ur dead man by the sounds of it anyways!!



only kidding, please dont take my advice

 

[got-to-get-fit]

i wasnt drinking, it was on the coffee table from last night and i went to pick it up to wash it and i managed to drop it

 

[Brock]

Find some internet porn and knock one out because you ain't gettin' any tonight fella!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i wasnt drinking, it was on the coffee table from last night and i went to pick it up to wash it and i managed to drop it

serves you right for not drinking it then

 

[got-to-get-fit]

google says white wine
google says salt
google says hot water
google says carpet cleaner
google says club soda
google says hoover it then blot then add white wine



which bloody one is it..........!!!!!!!!!!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

sod it, im going out.

when i come back the wife will be back......then i can say the cat must have knocked it off the table.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

google says white wine
google says salt
google says hot water
google says carpet cleaner
google says club soda
google says hoover it then blot then add white wine



which bloody one is it..........!!!!!!!!!!

is your mum nearby?

 

[Brock]

sod it, im going out.

when i come back the wife will be back......then i can say the cat must have knocked it off the table.

Genius!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

sod it, im going out.

when i come back the wife will be back......then i can say the cat must have knocked it off the table.

that only works if it's her glass and her cat, otherwise it will be your fault for 1) leaving it where it could get knocked over and 2) allowing your cat on the table.

i know these things…