Old, fat, grey and scruffy...

[Hill Wimp]

Only if @Hill Wimp ever casts me aside....

For the right amount of cash you could be anybody's

 

[Markymark]

For the right amount of cash you could be anybody's

OK, I'll play Robert Redford....

I'll give you $1,000,000 to keep @Fab Foodie locked away from sight.

To be fair I could crowd fund it and probably only need 0.5p per person.

 

[Hill Wimp]

OK, I'll play Robert Redford....

I'll give you $1,000,000 to keep @Fab Foodie locked away from sight.

To be fair I could crowd fund it and probably only need 0.5p per person.

Bugger my plan did not work

 

[Crackle]

I do think some of you have got completely the wrong end of the stick

I mean I could probably dye his chin with some back to black, put him on a diet, brush him more and get some Bob Martin's conditioning tablets?

 

[Markymark]

I do think some of you have got completely the wrong end of the stick

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I mean I could probably dye his chin with some back to black, put him on a diet, brush him more and get some Bob Martin's conditioning tablets?

All I can thank everything that is holy is that the photo of your stair's carpet is in BW.

 

[Shaun]

Looks like a gentle old soul @Crackle - what's his name?

 

[TVC]

For the right amount of cash you could be anybody's

Still trying to pimp out your boyfriend I see.

 

[MarkF]

Yikes, scary pic, those are the sort of colours and clothing that keeps me cycling and in the gym, I'm never ever going to be like that. Nothing gives the illusion of youth more than a good physique..............and not wearing brown/beige/tan/grey/olive.

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[Hill Wimp]

Still trying to pimp out your boyfriend I see.

He's priceless

 

[theclaud]

Still trying to pimp out your boyfriend I see.

Hill Pimp?

 

[Crackle]

Looks like a gentle old soul @Crackle - what's his name?

He likes his anonymity so for forum purposes, it's Gruber.

 

[Crackle]

All I can thank everything that is holy is that the photo of your stair's carpet is in BW.

Lovely

3bm and Macb have the same carpet fitted in their Volvo's and Rich has it in the back of his van; the shagpile version.