Racing roadkill
Guru
"You are not getting another bike, you don't need another bike, why would you want yet another bike, you love your flaming bikes more than me, it's not fair, why don't you just marry your bikes and be done with it, don't you dare get another bike".
Oops my finger slipped.
Oops my finger slipped.


OK guys, the secret is this. ALWAYS buy the same colour bike. You can explain away any differences SHE, who must be obeyed, spots is that you've swapped the handlebars/brakes/saddle?whatever (And this is important!) for one you had in the shed anyway. 
