OT: Help me think of a nickname for my girlfriend

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by ajevans, 24 Aug 2007.

  1. ajevans

    ajevans New Member

    My newish (1 month+) gf has a similar name to my last gf, therefore I could do with thinking up a nickname to prevent any thoughtless accidents!

    I haven't got a good track record in this regard. My last one did take too well to the nickname 'Snotbags' even if she did blow her nose quite a lot.

    Here are some characteristics to give you some inspiration:

    Slim, petite and busty.
    Brunette, brown eyes, pale complexion.

    Intelligent, hard working, bit of a perfectionist

    Any good suggestions?
  2. Pottsy

    Pottsy ...

    SW London

    As in Norma Stits (say it).
  3. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    S of Kendal
    Didn't she have a nickname she liked back in Thailand? You could use that.
  4. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    May Lorda? (again, say it out loud)
  5. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Me Duck, as in
    "Alright me duck"
    "Want a drink me duck?"
    "You want to come in fer a coffee me duck ?"
    "Fancy listening to some music in me bedroom me duck ?"
    This method negates the reason of ever having to know their name and therefore never causing offense to girlfriend No. 1, 2 or 3
  6. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

  7. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Tsk, boys.....:biggrin:

    Ok Aj, three years ago I was in your shoes (those Jimmy Choos are just so not you btw...) and had a similar sort of problem. I had various pet names for my long term ex but none for my new love and that felt wrong. Ok, so there was her C+ username, but that wasn't personal enough. There was no point trying to invent a name, it had to happen naturally. My advice? Don't force it, something will come soon enough no sniggering at the back and that will be better than anything you get from these frothing gibbons. xx(
  8. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    phfffffff, slobber slobber
    Do, Do, Do the frothin Gibbon (frothin Gibbon),
    We're all here to show you how.
  9. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    I rest my case.....:biggrin:

    And on that note, I'm off home. xx(
  10. OP

    ajevans New Member

    Oh. No good suggestions, except maybe Chuffy's advice. However I always think of something offensive (I was the undisputed champion at name-calling at primary school! :biggrin: ). I'm kind and considerate but certainly not a charmer!!
  11. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

  12. PapaZita

    PapaZita Veteran

    St. Albans
    Can you get her to take the test in the "Which Muppet are you?" thread? :biggrin:

  13. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    Oy Bitch

    You could give it a go, she may like it:wacko:
  14. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Yarm, Cleveland
    I started calling my wife "Mardy Bum" after the Arctic Monkeys song.
    She says its wearing a bit thin...........cant see it myself!
  15. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    condom ?
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