paparazzi idiot rides into Nicole Kidman.

[Andrew_Culture]

Hells teeth, i'd forgotten about bikes with that padding.

Or if your parents were tight it was pipe lagging!

 

[john-boy]

Hells teeth, i'd forgotten about bikes with that padding.

my lads bmx has padding like that

 

[themosquitoking]

my lads bmx has padding like that

i hope you show him that photo

 

[Sara_H]

She still has the label on her shoe?

She's probably going to take them back to the shop for a refund after she's worn them.

 

[Milzy]

The guy will be paying damages. More than a spesh S works I reckon.

 

[Skipper]

It's an easy mistake to make. I ride straight into top movie stars all the time in Hemel. Last week I knocked Bruce Willis over, rode into Catherine Zeta Jones, then accidentally parked my bike up Katie Price's arse. Luckily I just missed Vinnie Jones ......., then hit Ronnie Corbett.

 

[SomethingLikeThat]

That facial expression is well worth a caption competition

Don't drone me bro!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's an easy mistake to make. I ride straight into top movie stars all the time in Hemel. Last week I knocked Bruce Willis over, rode into Catherine Zeta Jones, then accidentally parked my bike up Katie Price's arse. Luckily I just missed Vinnie Jones ......., then hit Ronnie Corbett.

Vinnie Jones and Ronnie Corbett were in Katie Price's arse? Oh my. I knew Corbett was wee enough but I thought Vinnie was a big lad.