Places you can no longer go

[Drago]

You know, we have to steer clear of Premier Inn because Lenny Henry is always there, and dare not get in a train for fear of Michael Portillo turning up wearing Accy's cast offs.

So where do you now fear to go due to annoying slebs ruining it?

 

[Mo1959]

I have bumped into Dennis Lawson and Ewan McGregor on my local walk but I don't really mind.

 

[Oldhippy]

Car showrooms in case that plastic bloke Rylan turns up with his really grating voice.

 

[mudsticks]

That KH person was lately renting in a village local to me.

I'm slightly feared of losing my cool, if I should come across her in the lanes.

But maybe, on balance, affecting ignorance of her very existence would be the most galling for her.

I get the feeling 'any' attention, bad or good is worse than none at all, in her mind ..

 

[Drago]

I have bumped into Dennis Lawson and Ewan McGregor on my local walk but I don't really mind.

If you see Dennis again can you get me Nigella's number?

 

[Brandane]

I've had to avoid poor quality frozen food for some time now:

 

[fossyant]

Anywhere Rooney is partying, I'm sure I could lure him to my £50 a night room at 51 and a male 21 and female.

 

[Drago]

Im starting to think Giuliani and Rooney are the same person!

 

[Drago]

Just think how terribly disappointed you'd feel if I started eating tofu and lived in a teepee.

 

[tony111]

Mull of Kintyre.

 

[Brandane]

California.

 

[Brandane]

Scotland!

 

[matticus]

Mull of Kintyre.

ha-ha - that one must have been burning for a few years!

 

[Brandane]

Dubai..... but there isn't enough space on this site to put up pics of all the annoying slebs who seem to go there for their hols. Like flies round sh*te as my Uncle would have said.

 

[Dave7]

We buy any car
That Schofield bloke is someone I could cheerfully punch in the mush.