Pointless / stupid things shouted at you whilst on a bike #364

[Hip Priest]

I had my first 'Go on Bradley!' the other day.

I didn't mind at all. Much better than 'get off the road you daft c***' which was the last comment a driver shouted at me!

 

[monkeylc]

I had my first 'Go on Bradley!' the other day.

I didn't mind at all. Much better than 'get off the road you daft c***' which was the last comment a driver shouted at me!

Arr hate that! I cannot stand being called daft................ I am a bit of a c*** though.

 

[Alan Frame]

I had my first 'Go on Bradley!' the other day.

I had to smile the other day when some lads in a Polish registered car drew alongside and shouted " Go Lance ! "

The nearest I've got to performance-enhancing substances is a few pints of real ale.

 

[Amack]

What is it with teenage tossers shouting pro cyclists names at us lot?

I suppose we could shout back "go on yourself, James Hunt!" but they'd either be to young to know or mishear it, knowing my luck mishear it and come after me

 

[jarlrmai]

for and indepth review of the psychology behind teenage shouting google "bus self-gratification artists"

 

[monkeylc]

for and indepth review of the psychology behind teenage shouting google "bus self-gratification artists"

Is that a 'technical term'

 

[2wheelsgeth]

Had a drunk Scottish fella yell out, 'Luminous cyclist man - f*ck off!' at me on the way in this morning, which kept me amused for the next couple of miles...

That'll teach me to wear my bright tops when the sun's out (everything else is in the wash, in my defence)

 

[Alan Frame]

Had a drunk Scottish fella yell out, 'Luminous cyclist man - f*ck off!' at me on the way in this morning, which kept me amused for the next couple of miles...

That'll teach me to wear my bright tops when the sun's out (everything else is in the wash, in my defence)

If a drunken Scottish chap could see you, then that's recommendation enough for hi viz for me !

 

[Matthew_T]

Had a drunk Scottish fella yell out, 'Luminous cyclist man - f*ck off!' at me on the way in this morning, which kept me amused for the next couple of miles...

That'll teach me to wear my bright tops when the sun's out (everything else is in the wash, in my defence)

TBH I was amazed that the ape knew what the word 'luminous' meant.

(BTW I am not calling Scottich people apes, just everyone who shouts abuse at a cyclist from a car is an ape).

 

[Frood42]

Made me laugh, two must have been about 40yr old women shouted "cor, look at you, you sexy stud" and then started laughing.
Must have been drunk or dehydrated!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Had a drunk Scottish fella yell out, 'Luminous cyclist man - f*ck off!' at me on the way in this morning, which kept me amused for the next couple of miles...

That'll teach me to wear my bright tops when the sun's out (everything else is in the wash, in my defence)

Yeah, sorry, that was me, I was just takin' the p*ss, don't worry!!

(BTW I am not calling Scottich people apes, just everyone who shouts abuse at a cyclist from a car is an ape).

*Makes Ape noises*.
To be fair, there are quite a lot of Apes out there who are infinitely more civilised than some humans.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

FTFY!

Ah, ah! But I'm not actually from Glasgow. I do agree with you though.

 

[sheffgirl]

for and indepth review of the psychology behind teenage shouting google "bus self-gratification artists"

I was perplexed by a group of kids who had been on the back of the bus I was travelling on recently. They had been talking and singing at an ear-splitting volume for the entire 40 minutes of the journey so I was relieved when they left. They left the bus, then proceeded to shout 'bus w*nkers' at the people left on the bus

 

[Cycling Dan]

I was perplexed by a group of kids who had been on the back of the bus I was travelling on recently. They had been talking and singing at an ear-splitting volume for the entire 40 minutes of the journey so I was relieved when they left. They left the bus, then proceeded to shout 'bus w*nkers' at the people left on the bus

Haha the irony is killing me.

 

[Hayley]

A good one this morning... "Pedal love, pedal!" - And there I was thinking I needed to flap my arms harder to get moving. Teenagers these days think they know everything