Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB's recent absence from this site has been blamed on his balls dropping.

He spent rather a long time, 'examining,' them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's recent absence from this site has been blamed on his balls dropping.

He spent rather a long time, 'examining,' them.

Steph, like IDM2, has yet to discover that it is for more than just peeing with and it will all suddenly make sense.



5000th reply by the way - Nothing like a bit of pubescent smut, eh??

Sorry, that just sounded wrong, and message partly deleted.

 

[IDMark2]

I've much enjoyed MDB's pre-pubescent smut and will henceforth trawl though the 4999 previous posts to find something he's written that's funny.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've much enjoyed MDB's pre-pubescent smut.

So have I..... But when it happens IDM2, you'll *know*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Annyway, moving swiftly on....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've much enjoyed MDB's pre-pubescent smut and will henceforth trawl though the 4999 previous posts to find something he's written that's funny.

Good luck with THAT!

Incidentally, if you DO find anything funny, can you let me know about it too??!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Autolie:

MDB's stupidly dirty mind hasn't got the better of him

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

and will henceforth trawl though the 4999 previous posts to find something he's written that's funny.

*Day 57*

'Tenning died of Malaria this morning, his last words were 'Tell Shaun I tried'. We will all miss him terribly and will bury him later.

The escape from Society, Culture and Politics was a close call, especially with an ill Lt Tenning, but what of this place?? Where are we?? The heat and flies are awful, the natives are getting restless and now they have started some sort of ritual dance which Chalmers tells me probably means one of two things; Either they are going to eat us, or, they just want cake.
What an awful place, we have to find a funny message sooner or later, surely!!

For God sake, look after my people'.

 

[IDMark2]

Words, there's so many words...but they don't necessarily follow any rules...who is this MDB and why does his name appear here so much?
We didn't bury Tenning, we were too hungry, so we followed one of the recipes we found, etched into a rock and signed 'Patrick'...
Lord only knows where we're going to find a black truffle under an oak tree out here but I've sent Chalmers out with a shovel anyway.
Only 3000 to go, we'll find some comedy gold somewhere, I'm sure of it.

 

[Turbo Rider]

IDMark2 got stuck with 2999 to go, having found the most amazingly funny lie since I can't believe it's not butter was first said...he's still mopping up the piss as I write

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Turbo - contesting for Minister of Funny Lies in the future coalition Government

 

[Speicher]

Tbt keeps very quiet about being a Minister without Portfolio.

 

[IDMark2]

Spiecher tried to get in to politics but couldn't find which twit to woo.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mark achieved his goal of Minister for Culture. Yoghurt is his favourite

 

[Speicher]

Tbt wonders who will be demoted to Minister for the Eradication of the Coypu.