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stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Archie always travels in ladies underwear.

The pat down when he sets off the metal detectors is the most excitement he usually gets.
 
When Steph says he's going out metal detecting we now know what he means.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Pete spent two hours having a most intimate body search at Gatwick yesterday, he really should tell them much earlier about his stainless steel hip....
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Moon bunny uses the, "I'm just trying to see which one I like," line as an excuse to have one of every single flavour in the ice cream parlour.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
I'm not saying Paul is thick, but when he studied American History, he

A. Wondered why the Indians didn't just set up Takeaways. I mean, after all, they probably would have got on a lot better with the European Settlers.

B. Was baffled by Cowboys.

'Is that even biologically possible??'

Thought he.

And

C. Was bemused why some guy in the '60s called Malcolm always ended his name with a kiss, even when people were being nasty towards him.
 
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