I'm not saying Paul is thick, but when he studied American History, he
A. Wondered why the Indians didn't just set up Takeaways. I mean, after all, they probably would have got on a lot better with the European Settlers.
B. Was baffled by Cowboys.
'Is that even biologically possible??'
Thought he.
And
C. Was bemused why some guy in the '60s called Malcolm always ended his name with a kiss, even when people were being nasty towards him.